my boss is a cheeky bugger

I crawl out of bed and check my messages, to find one that says "Please call boss"

So I do.

"Hello Myst" my boss answers

"What do you want" I rasp/snap...or snap raspily, if there was such a thing. Sleep still hasn't left my voice, my eyes are still scrunched up, and I'm grumpy as hell.

You can hear him stifle a laugh,

"Oh. Just to hear the sound of your voice in the morning"

The man is smirking. I can *hear* the smirk.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT BOSS" I'm getting grumpier by the nanosecond.

"Can you work tomorrow?"

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.