I can smell the sea coming through my window

I know. It's weird. Especially when you consider I live in the inner city. BUT I SWEAR I smell the salt and the seaweed coming through the highest floor windows.

Or maybe my olfactory senses are all just screwed up because well honestly, I can't really smell everything just yet because I'm only just recovering from my cold.

you know, like how some scientist claims he has discovered KFC's secret recipe using a completely different array of shit. Bizzare concoctions...Like mangoes combined with almond and shit like that. *weirded out*

maybe the smell of rotting bodies from the graveyard, when combined with petrol fumes and carbon monoxide, filtered through a blocked nose produces the smell of the sea.

Maybe.