This one goes under my quotes section:
Jenn after seeing me back from break.
Jenn: That was not a break. Go away and come back again in 25min.
Me: Nup, I had my soup. I'm done.
Jenn: What did you do? Inhale it?
Me: Oh honey. Don't you know? Suppositories are the quickest way to absorb anything!
cue Jenn's flabbergastered face.