I can't be arsed photoshopping but everyone's like

"Photoshop or I'll wring your neck motherfucker" (and yes, that's an exact quote)

so you guys will just have to wait. I'm most definitely not photoshopping myself. Be warned about the humongous pimple on my chin. It used to be 2.

EDIT: HA! Kenny Sia picked up on the SPG debate! Malayan (SG/MY) Bloggers are all a bunch of lefty liberals *cough*. (Well, as far as Singapore/Malaysia will let us) HAHAHAHAHA! ROFL. I amuse myself.