Sunday, August 14, 2005

I've just found waiterrant.net. I'm late I know. But this guy rocks.

He gets the same clientele we do! Man, I am so sick of Black Amex holders who think they're Da Shit.

There are nice black amex holders (tips hat to the 2 ladies who came in with 2 of those, bought $1300 of stuff AND were pleasant about it)

and then there are the jerks who ring in and try to get us to put it through the phone AND ask for discounts.

YOU HAVE A BLACK AMEX. YOU CAN BUY A JET, A CASINO AND AN ISLAND IN ONE TRANSACTION ON THAT THING, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR A DISCOUNT? ASK HEAD OFFICE IF YOU MUST!

yes. I believe I have a huge crazed fandom for waiterrant.

Click here if you're unsure what a black amex entails.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol. love the waiter rant. maybe i should start doing that too. waitressrantbecauseofkamil.net . and the black amex article made me laugh. i was thinking "maybe i can get one" .. until i got to the last bit. knowing the shopping scrooge that i am, black amexes will never find their way to my purse.

sway said...

Also, it's an invite only thing.

(and pssst. our big boss has one)

sway said...

btw, kamil ain't the only people bugging us man. I'm sick and tired of the baby Paris Hiltons with their hangers-on and exact replica army, and those people who just point and flick their hands at the table...or those people who demand I clear it but I have no hands.

oh. and you've never met skinny latte lady have you.

May said...

I read someplace that an invitation to apply for the Centurion card is sent to ordinary cardmembers who spend US$100,000.00 in their first year of membership. I may be wrong about that.

When I was still doing retail, I met a polite Centurion cardmember and two very rude and haughty ones. All of them were Indians from Hong Kong.

sway said...

yo cuz. Indians from HK? wow. could they speak canto?

Anonymous said...

hm... i think the black amex is losing its credibility. lots of people can get it nowadays. and you don't have to be invited. just pick up a pamphlet.

tim.