Sunday, October 23, 2005

According to Asian BMI standards, I am OBESE. not overweight, OBESE. downright obese.

this depresses the shit out of me, especially when your friends try to comfort you by saying it's all muscle and you look "tough". TOUGH???? like STOCKY? like Jojo Sinclair?

or someone says you're "not THAT fat"

ack ack ack ack ack.

see, I don't mind being toned. like



THIS

but "tough" just makes me sound like a stocky oompa loompa.

besides. hasn't anyone seen my 2-pack gone the way of the UN lately? GAAAAAAH.

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in other news. someone's stealing my wardrobe...and I think I made a work booboo.

BOO.

listening to Counting Crows

2 comments:

igakunogakusei said...

There's something about that model's face that reminds me of Oompa Loompas.

Loon said...

You could have used a better model! :D

2-pack? At least it ain't One China